Americana KnitSomebody Actually Buys This Stuff?
When you are traveling this summer for your summer vacation, don't forget to buy these fabulous selections! You'll be all the rage in Yemen, Iran and the Sudan! In case you want to be tackier than the average American tourist, these are the duds for you. People will actually buy you a drink if you vacation in Branson, MO if you wear one of these items!
Americana Knit
Show your patriotism with style. This long sleeve crew neck knit has got the stars and stripes. The back is solid white. Machine wash. Regular Fit. Acrylic/spandex. Made in USA. White. S-M-L-XL.
$34.99
Patriot Tee
A great way to show your patroitism. This tight muscle tee has the American flag right on front. Hand wash. Contoured Fit. Nylon/Lycra®. Made in USA. Multi. S-M-L-XL.
$32.99
Patriot
Bathing Suit
Not only does this bathing suit feature Old Glory's stars and stripes, it's
also faded for that acid-washed grunge effect that was so popular in the 90's
You
too can remember the days when Bruce Springsteen ruled the airwaves and when
people were proud to sing "Born in the U.S.A." $28.99
Patriot Jacket
and Matching Visor
When the beautiful American sun starts setting, you can put on your patriot jacket over your patriot bathing suit. Just perfect for walking on the boardwalk and smirking at immigrants. This is a best-seller in the state of Texas. $42.99