And
who doesn’t? By god, everyone loves a good knick-knack. What's better than
an Italian stereotype for us Italian Girls? Ahhhh, monkeys. Is there anything
better? Nothing cheers us up like a grinning, screaming monkey. And when they
have cymbals or an organ in their paws, well, you just can't get any more entertaining
than that. We should have organ grinders on every corner. Maybe we should tell
the homeless that if they really want our spare change, they should get themselves
a monkey.
Or maybe they can give
a miniature organ to Jimmy Kimmel and dress him up in a vest, pantaloons and
a fez. He can almost do the job.