Somebody Actually Buys This Stuff?
Betty's Attic

We know you loved last months catalogue
so did we quite frankly,
but now its time to move on. Well, Betty is busy cleaning out her attic
and shed like to sell all that extra crap thats accumulated over
the years to you. And, boy has she got a lot of crap. Do you need a little stuffed
Gremlin, one of those furrry little creatures that shouldnt be fed after
midnight lest they turn into monsters? Well, Bettys your woman. How about
a praying clown? Betty again. Kewpie dolls dressed as cowboy/cowgirls? Boy,
have you come to the right place. Bettys got everything you might ever
need or want, including those old TV Guides missing from your collection. Our
favorites include the t-shirts that say " Collecting antiques nev
er
gets old" and "Sew many quilts, sew little time". One might get
beaten up for wearing those t-shirts in our neighborhoods, and rightly so. Carry
on, Betty.