The Hangover Loves…Squirrel Burritos

Ok, not really. We were going to write about how we love squirrels but we found this strange picture on the US Fish and Wildlife website, and well, it looks like a squirrel Hot Pocket™ or something. Anyway, a couple weeks back we went to the post office to get our mail and found that someone had left a giant bag of acorns at the package tape-and-seal table near the back. After discussing at length with another postal customer what should be done with the giant bag of nuts, we decided that they might be best enjoyed by NYC's squirrel population. We took a couple of handfuls and left the rest of the voluminous bag with the other customer, whose intention was to bring them to Union Square Park and distribute them there. "She must do this a lot'" we thought, since she proffered squirrel feeding tips along with the acorns we shoved in our pockets and warned us about getting ticketed by cops for tampering with wildlife. But at this point, we're hoping our cops have other stuff they might want to be looking in to...so anyway, here's our homage to squirrels. They're cute, they're furry, and they're ever so charming when they balance themselves on the backs of park benches. Yep, we love the little buggers, and we hope you do too! Vive le squirrel!