I know I should use this fun little monthly item to spread the word about good things in life, because there are so few of them, but I just got so much pleasure out of seeing photos of our peers, our superstars of today, at this year's Grammy Awards.

Now keep in mind, I'm in the music business, and I've seen ridiculousness grow and grow each year. I've been to Grammy parties, and I've seen idiot bands wearing too much leather and looking like they haven't bathed in a few months and women dressed like prostitutes, but rockers always felt the need to look dangerous. But now, the music is so watered down, and songs are actually un-songs. People embrace boy bands as artists and take them seriously. Rock bands are just as bad.

And what I think is so funny is how stupid they all look. Rock bands with 12 members who all wear clown faces and fake blood. (I though KISS was just as lame.) These chicks who just have no idea of what is sexy or classy or even actual garments of clothing. Who dresses them? There is a very prominent line between rock clothes and bad fashion sense.

Anyway, Alicia Keys looks like a homeless gypsy. Can she go out once without wearing some sort of wrap on her head. She's not unattractive, but no one should wear more than 5 layers of clothes at once.

And then we come to the grand finale of bad taste: the Lady Marmalade girls. Labelle dressed like Audrey Hepburn compared to these idiots. The video was bad enough..the tacky garterbelts and corsets weren't scandalous enough so they modernized the outfits with grotesque pieces. The fake hair, the grossly-exaggerated makeup and most importantly, the 90-lb. body of Christina Aguilera is just not sexy. Also, the fact that she looks like Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister in the video doesn't do much for her sexual aura.

And here were the gruesome threesome at the Grammy's. Pink has turned into the late-actor/actress Divine, which isn't a good look for any man or woman. Her pants with only one leg coupled with the bowtie just make her look incredibly stupid. Then there is Christina, who looks like another John Waters character, Hatchetface from Crybaby. I don't think this is the theme they were going for, but hey. She looks like she is wearing diapers.And then there is Mya, who I don't know anything about, except the fact that she is wearing a strapless vest with a giant bow on the front of it. No one over the age of 10 should wear bows of any kind. This trio wins the award for Bad Fashion Sense.