Dear Darren,
Do you think there is any truth in what Jesus said about the meek inheriting the earth?
–The Meek

Dear Meek,
I don't think Jesus had you in mind when he said that. I believe He was speaking more about himself there. In which case, of course He will inherit the earth. His Father owns the fucking company.

Hey Darren,
You’re a greasy guinea, Why do Italians live in their finished basement and have plastic over all the furniture?
–Your Pal

Dear Pal,
Oh come on! Everyone knows that they have to keep the main floor nice for when the Pope comes to visit.

Dear Darren,
What the hell is going on with the gentrification of the East Village?
–Nostalgic

Dear Nostalgic,
Well I'm not going to get into the whole political bullshit, but when San Loco starts serving nachos foie gras and muscovy duck burritos I'm gone.