Where Are They Now?

Brockum Profile: Tom Keifer
Specialty: Vocals/Guitar/Songwriter
Birthday: January 26
Interests: Rhythm & Blues Music

Profile: Few rock and roll musicians boast of teh many talents of Cinderella's Tom Keifer. As is obvious on all three Cinderalla releases, he is a triple rock threat--singer, songwriter and guitarist. A blues lover who calls Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters and Humble Pie his favorites, Keifer's efforts have turned Cinerella into one of rock's most popular bands.

Logical Response: I don't think Cinderella was ever one of rock's most popular bands. Sure, they had a hit or two, but they were no Motley Crue. Funny, I can't seem to picture this guy sitting back listening to Robert Johnson. There should be a law written...you can't like serious music if you dress like that. If the height of your hair is more than four inches tall, you are not allowed to like music before 1976! I guess the sixties musicians had big hair, but they were WOMEN, Tom! I hope he threw away all that leopard skin spandex and shaved his head. He's an Aquarius like me, so maybe there is hope for him yet.