We
at The New York Hangover have always been a little envious
of our friend Darren. After every day of slaving away at our
9 to 5 jobs, we find Darren at the bar, already knee deep
in Guinness. We don’t appreciate it when he talks about how
great his job is, either. To top it all off, he gets two months
off every summer.
One
day, while talking about "his kids" with that rare tone
that people who like their jobs use, he mentioned his advice
column in the school paper. What a perfect column for OUR
paper! Hell, if high school students have problems, wait
until he gets a load of the drinking, promiscuous, party-loving
folks that read our paper. So here is his column in its
entirety. We could all learn something from Darren The Janitor.
Send
Darren a question (and beer money if you want him to be really,
really honest) to:
NY
Hangover, 39 East 1st Street
NY,
NY 10003
Attn:
Darren The Janitor